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I AM UPSET

| Posted in | Posted on Friday, September 12, 2008

VERY UPSET.

FORGIVE ME FOR TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

BUT I AM UPSET.

VERY VERY UPSET.

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LOOKED FOR JESSIE, MY FAVORITE MAID.

MY SISTER WAS EATING. MY MOM WAS DOING SOMETHING. I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT BECAUSE I AM UPSET.

VERY UPSET.

AFTER I CALLED JESSIE'S NAME THRICE, MY MOM TOLD ME THAT THE MAID ASKED FOR A DAY OFF.

I LET OUT A LOUD "UGH!!!" AND WENT BACK UPSTAIRS.

WHY?

I KNEW SHE DIDN'T TAKE A DAY OFF. I KNEW MY MOM RAN HER OFF WITH HER MEAN ANTICS. SHE ALWAYS DOES THIS TO THE MAIDS. JESSIE WAS PROBABLY OUR 31ST MAID TO QUIT SINCE I MOVED BACK HERE LATE MARCH OF THIS YEAR.

UNFREAKING-BELIEVALBE.

1 HOUR LATER DURING LUNCH MY MOM TELLS ME SHE HAD TO LET JESSIE GO BECAUSE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...

I DIDN'T LISTEN. I DIDN'T CARE ANYMORE.

JESSIE WAS THE PERFECT MAID.

I ONLY ASKED HER TO DO 3 THINGS FOR ME.

PREPARE MY FIRST MEAL.

IRON MY WORK SHIRT.

AND TAKE OUT MY TRASH BIN.

SHE'D GREET ME "GOOD MORNING, GOOD AFTERNOON AND GOOD EVENING" WITH SINCERITY.

SHE'D SAY "WELCOME" AFTER I SAY "THANK YOU."

WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR FROM A MAID!?!

I DON'T EVEN DEPEND ON MAIDS FOR SHIT I CAN DO ON MY OWN.

MAIDS ARE ONLY SUPPOSED TO HELP OUT, NOT BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE.

I LOVE MY MOTHER BUT DAMN SHE NEVER RUNS OUT OF REASONS TO KICK A MAID OUT.

I'D CATCH HER ONCE IN A WHILE PICKING ON THE MAIDS AND I JUST TELL HER STRAIGHT OUT TO STOP IT.

MOM IF YOU'RE READING THIS PLEASE STOP IT!!!

I CAN'T BE DEALING WITH NEW MAIDS EVERY OTHER WEEK.

I HATE THIS SHIT

* SIGH *

Comments (3)

what happened to the crazy maid?

What else? My mom deaded contract with the quickness.

get ya mom a reality show co-staring a new maid every episode