| Posted in PHILIPPINE ELECTIONS 2010 | Posted on Monday, March 22, 2010
Forgive me if you see me driving around the city with this on the back of the vehicle. My family has decided to support the presidentiable I least like.
I loved Ninoy and appreciated what Cory did for the Philippines but I don't see Noynoy (some call him Noynoy abnoy who plays video games with Josh until 5am) winning unless there'll be another death in the Aquino family before the May elections. And Kris catching another STD won't help at all. She needs to stop being the most annoying person on local television if she wants to help her brother win.
Who am I rooting for then?
Here's my list
President - Gilbert Teodoro, Jr. (Harvard Law, 'nuff said)
Vice-President - Manuel Roxas, II (if Villar wins, Mar will become president even before Villar's term is done - trust me on this one)
Senators
1. Miriam Defensor Santiago (only a fool would go against this fool)
2. Juan Ponce Enrile
3. Ferdinand Marcos, Jr. (is it true that the real Bongbong died a long time ago?)
4. Jovito Palparan, Jr. (maybe he'll straighten fellow crooked congressmen)
5. Gilbert Remulla
6. Sonia Roco (long live Raul!)
7. Vicente Sotto III (I'd rather vote for an aging comedian than a bad action star)
8. Adel Tamano (I still can't stop laughing whenever I think of him replacing that ugly ex-lawyer of Belo, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
9. Francisco Tatad (the Philippines can always use a hardliner in the senate)
10. Pia Cayetano (the only Senator who graced the cover of a tasteless magazine)
11. Loren Legarda (I know she's running for Vice-President but she has no business going against Mar Roxas)
12. Gerry Geronimo (He's not running but I'd still vote for him like what I've done in the past 4 elections, hahahahaha)
For a complete list of senatorial candidates, click HERE.
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